PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
porn star boner night. come get it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
