hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
