Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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