Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Randomize
