I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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