did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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