i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
only if we run a train.
done.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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