y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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