You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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