The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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