Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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