guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
