i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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