"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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