I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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