Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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