let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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