I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I think i got beer on your cat.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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