I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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