Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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