hell yes lets make some ravioli
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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