His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
