Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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