So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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