One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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