I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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