You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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