im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize