10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i believe in u and ur pee
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