he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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