She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Buhtt sex?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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