It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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