You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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