haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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