At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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