he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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