i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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