doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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