I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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