just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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