We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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