just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is wine microwaveable?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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