OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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