We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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