That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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