Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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