Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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