It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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