Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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