He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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