I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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