Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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