This girl is more easily done than said...
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize