I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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