Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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